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The Disappointment Panda 🐼

Disappointment Panda 🐼 If I could invent a superhero, I would invent one called Disappointment Panda. He'd wear a cheesy(low quality) eye mask and a shirt (with a giant capital T on it) that was way too small for his big Panda belly, and his super power would be to tell people harsh truths about themselves that they needed to hear but didn't want to accept. It would be awesome. And sick. And sad. And uplifting. And necessary. Afterall, the greatest truths in life are usually the most unpleasant to hear.   🐼 🐼 🐼          Disappointment Panda would be the hero that none of us would want but all of us would need. He'd the proverbial vegetables to our mental diet of junk food. He'd make our lives better despite making us feel worse. He'd make us stronger by tearing us down, brighten our future by showing us the darkness. Listening to him would be like watching a movie where the hero dies in the end: you love it even more despite making you feel horrible

Panda's Application to Public

Capsule for Berozgars

For all fellow strugglers, especially newbies, who are toiling hard day in and day out to somehow qualify in exams and cure Berozgari! This is about books, apps, websites and other resources that may prove useful when it comes to studying as a means to hunt jobs! THE RIGHT WEBS Looking for credible, relevant information over internet may sometimes be tantamount to looking for a needle in a haystack. To make sure we don't end up in a similar situation, let's dig at sites where the needle may most likely be! CSSTIMES    This is my all time favorite website for current affairs. It's for everybody out there who doesn't have hours to waste on reading newspapers in full, and yet can't ignore the news as well because of its importance in tests and exams! The website publishes one-liners, as well as details, regarding day to day affairs - both national and international. PAKINFORMATION This site is a nice spot for important information

The Diary of A Wimpy Aashiq 😎

Following are the observations of a supposedly schizophrenic aashiq...after he broke up...and from time when one joint followed another..Most of the following is more of a self-talk or internal commenting... Plus, one may notice that many thoughts (thought numbers) are missing. This is because they were too Gibrish to be  deciphered even by the wimpy Aashiq himself 😜 "Maa maran Mehboob lae, Mehboob khy b sirf munhji Golha Hatt ry ‘Bhola’ Ta Mehboob munhjo thiye!"                      Thought 01 "Love relationships are bound to fail; either in the form of Judai or in the form of marriage. There is no such thing as 'completion' in love...The completion is failure..." Thought 05 "ISHQ me excuse chhaja?" Thought 16 Wechare San kehri werh....jahaan wecharo aaa... Thought36 Nobody is interested in listening, even when they have come to discuss! Thought X Ishq 'Amaa' golhan aaa (love is the search for a second mum

Devout Hen Sexually Assaulted

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Shamsul-uloom - Aise hee Nahi Chorta... hehe

Hey...Hey... La..Lalla! I believe I'm oddly obsessed with grammar...obsessed in a way that even if I die and people carry  me to the graveyard and someone in the procession happens to say something grammatically incorrect...chances are I may wake up for a while just to correct him !!!  Hatit! Hatit! Hatit!